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Who's The Daddy?
Season 5, Episode 10
Air date 6 March 2005
Written by Susan Nickson
Directed by Gareth Carrivick
Episode guide
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Donna and Gaz try to make each other jealous by talking about imaginary new partners. Donna ends up upsetting Gaz when she says he was crap in bed. Gaz storms out, but ends up getting run over by the ambulance coming for Janet. Donna realises how much she loves him, and they make up and end up getting it on in his hospital bed! Louise is worried that she'll never get a job because of her criminal record, and decides to become a die hard charity collector. Her goodwill doesn't last long though. Concussed after his accident, Gaz lets slip to Jonny that he's the father of Janet's baby. Jonny's devastated and rushes to confront Janet. But Donna intercepts him and tells him that Janet's had the baby, persuading him to forgive her.

Jonny's thrilled with the new addition to the family, and announces him as Corinthian McVitie Keogh, after Jonny's favourite biscuits.