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War, Hurrgh!
Season 6, Episode 8
Air date 16 April 2006
Written by Susan Nickson
Directed by Becky Martin
Episode guide
Finger Sniffing
Closing Time

After getting the manager’s job, Janet turns the pub into a World War II theme pub. To get back at Janet, Donna poses as a health inspector to try to close the pub. Louise becomes a prostitute to pay off her debt after her mother lives. Jonny buys Gaz a puppy to nurture, to help him with his desire to have children. After he accidentally kills the puppy, Gaz tries to adopt. Gaz tells Janet that Donna isn’t a health inspector, so she deliberately makes the pub dirty, but at the same time, a real health inspector comes in to inspect it.