Two Pints OF Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Wiki
Season 6, Episode 1
Air date 26 February 2006
Written by Susan Nickson
Directed by Becky Martin
Episode guide
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Jonny doesn’t want Janet to leave her family behind to work on the cruise ship. Jonny says that they could all go together but as Corinthian doesn’t have a passport he and Jonny can’t get on the boat. When Janet finds out what she is expected to wear, she immediately leaves. Gaz is unemployed after his dad sells the garage. He tries to convince Donna to buy the garage with the money from selling her mum’s house, but she wants to buy a mobile library (wanting to call it the ‘Donnabile-library’). Louise’s mum is taken into hospital with kidney failure and tells Louise that she is adopted.