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Season 5, Episode 14
Air date 3 April 2005
Written by Susan Nickson
Directed by Gareth Carrivick
Episode guide
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Janet is offered a job singing on a cruise ship. Louise is in a relationship with Mick, “stylist to the stars — of Hollyoaks”. Jonny has his interview for the job at the biscuit factory. Gaz stands up to the sheep and he and Donna are going to move into the house. Just as everyone seems ready to move on, all of their futures fall apart, except Janet.