|Season 1, Episode 5|
|Air date||26 March 2001|
|Written by||Susan Nickson|
|Directed by||Gareth Carrivick|
Jonny is worried that he is falling for Louise, but is reassured when he kisses her and notices she tastes of lard. Donna redecorates Gaz’s flat, resulting in an argument between them because it is too feminine for him, but they make up. Janet tries to become a comedienne, but fails miserably: until she finds out about Jonny and Louise and her insults of the rest of the gang are found amusing.