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Homeless And Horny
Season 4, Episode 7
Air date 28 March 2004
Written by Susan Nickson
Directed by Gareth Carrivick
Episode guide
Mate Date
Filthy Brunching

After his breakup with Kate, Jonny’s dad kicks him out of his house and Janet tries to lure him back home. Louise is sacked from the bakery after becoming power mad by sacking everyone. Donna is propositioned by her new tutor, Philip, who says to her that she will get better grades if they start a relationship. Gaz becomes impotent. Janet lures Jonny back home and they get back together thanks to Janet's cheese and onion pasty outfit.