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Fags, Shags And Kebabs
Season 1, Episode 1
Air date 26 February 2001
Written by Susan Nickson
Directed by Gareth Carrivick
Episode guide

When Donna tells Janet that she is looking for a boyfriend, Janet asks her boyfriend Jonny to persuade his friend Gaz to go on a blind date with Donna. Jonny convinces him to go on a date when Janet threatens to reveal that his favourite film is Titanic. A double date results in Janet, Jonny and Donna storming out. In the local Kebab House, Jonny gives Donna Gaz’s phone number and she goes to his flat. She thinks she has made a mistake when she finds his pornography collection but despite bitterly arguing, she and Gaz end up having sex. In a sub-plot Louise gets a job as a barmaid but quits when her boss offers her a bag of peanuts in exchange for sex.