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Season 4, Episode 4
Air date 7 March 2004
Written by Susan Nickson
Directed by Gareth Carrivick
Episode guide
My Delicious Guava

Louise thinks that she will get bored after she graduates from university and would like a hobby. Donna suggests that she gets a job but Louise is making up excuses because she is “sooo lazy”. Janet is getting intimate with inanimate objects because she misses Jonny, so she phones a date line to see if she can get a new boyfriend. She meets up with her new date in the Archer but it turns out that he was a very masculine she. Louise applies for a job as head of finance at ICA but during the interview the Interviewer realises that her CV is a lie. With a degree in sociology, she is offered a job in Pizza Hut and is shocked. Gaz goes back to Janet’s and they have sex.